Holy Cow
>> Tuesday, October 27, 2009

It's been so long since I blogged I find myself incapable of beginning in any coherent fashion...  I mean, it's been a while hasn't it?  Don't really know exactly why it is I stopped blogging...  It's not that I didn't think about it.  Mind you, it was usually really late right before I fell asleep and I'd think about something to say, but apathy just seemed to take over and nothing got done.  I started a few posts, which will now never see the light of day, but just couldn't find it in me to finish them.  I think maybe I'm developing severe ADD or something...  Not that I can't concentrate.  All I've been thinking about these last few weeks is SNOWBOARD SEASON IS ALMOST HERE.  And yes, I have been thinking about it in bold, italicized, rainbow-coloured capital letters.  I really don't know what to say, my obsessions rarely last longer than a year or so.  Except for my travel/photography/kayaking/tai chi obsessions.  Those seem to be terminal cases.  In any case.  I have a new goal in life folks:  I am going (how I'm not entirely sure) to snowboard my way around the world.  I figure I can kill three obsessive birds with this stone: travel, photography and of course, risking life and limb sliding down ridiculously steep snow-covered surfaces with both feet strapped to a slab of fiber-whatever it is they make snowboards out of these days.  I have half-assedly planned my route:  Start the season at home (hidden motivation: not to miss Christmas with the family -guaranteed to make me happy to be on the road for several months) and make a quick detour through the States.  Then Europe starting west in Scotland (I have this vision -granted probably completely unrealistic- of hottie scotties boarding in kilts) and working my way east across Andorra, France, Switzerland, Italy, Austria, Turkey and the like, before heading into Asia.  Russia, Kazakhstan, India (sweet Buddha, how I love that country), China, Hokkaido...  A short break back home just to remind me why it is I love to travel and then head way south:  Chile, Argentina, Australia and New Zealand...  Now I just need to find funds for my trip.  Personally I think it would make a pretty rocking reality show: "Solomon Slip-Slides Around the World".  The tagline could be "How many concussions will it take before permanent obvious, lasting brain damage sets in?  Tune in next week..."
 
