Damn you Crackbook, Damn you...

>> Tuesday, November 06, 2007


So. It would seem that at least two of my three quasi-regular readers have abandoned me for crackbook... The only person commenting on my blogs these days is some crazy-assed lunatic leaving rude messages. A pox upon your house crackbook! I hate you. And as for the crazy-assed lunatic, why don't you go crawl back into the slimy pit from whence you came. Oh, and a pox upon your slimy pit I guess... And now time for my confession:

My name is Solomon, and I am a crackbooker. It has been a few minutes since I last went on crackbook...

Wish I could say I felt better for having said that, but somehow seeing it in writing makes me feel worse. I have no idea what picture would go well with this post, so I'm just randomly choosing the above. Now that I only have one non-commenting quasi-regular reader left I suppose it doesn't matter anyways. And as for you, oh crazy-assed lunatic, you can keep your nasty thoughts to yourself.

4 comments:

Anonymous 1:57 pm  

HEY!

i'm still reading!

Solomon 11:22 pm  

oops.
my bad.
sorry.
I guess I should be writing more comment-worthy material.
although the crazy-assed lunatic seems to find it inspiring...
and on a total aside, I miss your posts. crackbook just isn't good enough.

Care 7:11 pm  

ptuim still reading too! ive just been swamped at work, and havent had time to comment! but im still here, i swear! ;)

Solomon 2:57 pm  

well. i suppose i owe an apology to my other quasi-regular commenting reader then...
so.
SORRY.
what can i say, i'm a bad person